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Deputy President Rigathi Gachagua. [File, Standard]

Were it not for the tragic consequences, including deaths of some 50 young Kenyans felled by police bullets in recent protests, the "merger" of the opposition ODM and the Kenya Kwanza government, is comic.

It was such a precise outcome that Deputy Prezzo Rigathi Gachagua aka Riggy G swore by the gods of Kirinyaga (and all the deities that inhabit our wide world) would never happen because, he outlined, the Kenya Kwanza government is run as a corporate, with most dividends spared for top shareholders.

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