In a few weeks, Justin Muturi should be replaying Martha Mwaipaja’s Nifundishe Kunyamaza, blasting it on his radio until his eardrums hurt.

The statement bears some degree of certainty given a man’s nature to initially celebrate a break-up only to sulk when the reality of loneliness and the feeling of a loss sink in.

Justin Bedan, or JB (no relation to the hard stuff that comes in a green bottle), may boast to his friends that he has acquired a new name, ‘Just-Out’, and celebrate his exit from a ‘toxic’ relationship, where he bore pet names like “incompetent”.